Porch Pirates

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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Porch Pirates

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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3.0/10

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Jay Dee Walters

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Ryan T. Johnson

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Candace Kirkpatrick

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Eric Hanson

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Phil Mendoza

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Bill Jenkins

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David D. Ford

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Natalie Jones

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Molly Peyton White

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Kara Rainer

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Noah Archibald

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Cody C King

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Terry Higginbotham

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Kimberly Gail Williams

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Barbara Laurean

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Hank Slaughter

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Eric Mathews

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M.J. Martinez

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Larry Cassady

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Bill Pope

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Teresa Jones

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Brooklyn Ray Davila

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